Onward, lusty gentlemen


Hello!

I guess you can call me Amy, but they/them pronouns please, I am sixteen and from the poophole that is Northern Ireland

I have hundreds of OCs for my writing and art and I will talk about them at the drop of a hat but I'll deliver butt shaped chocolates to your general vicinity if you ever ask me about any of them <3

The main things I reblog are Homestuck, Attack on Titan, Yogscast, and all kinds of generic crap or stupid shit which corresponds in the vaguest of ways to an OC or something

I tag spoilers for everything that seems spoiler-y and try to tag nsfw and triggers (I'm not really sure how to tag triggers but i usually just do "tw _______") but if you ever need something specific tagged let me know!

If you ever want to talk about anything or just be stupid with me OR ASK ABOUT AN OC you can go ahead and ask me anything :D

enjoy the blog experience i swear i'm rad as heck

OC tags  I really love birds  Cool things  become happy  okey  I wanted to know what tags i use and it's all just boners  This is what I look like  

Ask me about my OCs and I'll fall in love

make it rain

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon trying to climb a tree. They trip and fall into a trashcan. They cannot get out of the trashcan. You can’t find your icon. You’ve looked everywhere. Two days later, you go to take out the garbage and find them inside of the trashcan. They have befriended a raccoon.

Source: imagineyouricon

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

Source: inbalanced

Eat shit, don’t die
You eat that shit you won’t die
— Ross Hornby at some point probably. (via wanderingsleepless)

Source: wanderingsleepless

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

Source: officialunitedstates

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

Source: gierlichmypussy

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

Source: jaclcfrost

city-of-sempiternal:

✰

city-of-sempiternal:

Source: thatrandommusicthing

elvendcrk:

elvendcrk:

when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again

but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter

who promptly envelopes him in an awkward but genuine hug and says with a hoarse voice, “thank you for taking care of my son”

#and then lily shouts from off in the distance   #’BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH’

Source: elvendcrk

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Tagged: drawinginsp

Source: thegirlwithgoldeyes

earthdad:

what if every time you fart you lose memories of the past

Tagged: Amy

Source: earthdad

beholdmyrobes:

Do you ever just stop and think about how fucking weird your hobbies are going to sound when you’re old like

"When I was your age everyone wanted to fuck anthropomorphic animals"

"Grandma no"

Source: beholdmyrobes

teezybird:

hoonding:

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

image

BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

i’m not gonna get into livejournal

I drew Death Note characters as dogs.

Source: darkfliercynthia

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

Tagged: SOMEONE FUCKING WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WITH ME I FUCKING SWEAR TO FUCK

Source: nonbinaryeldritchhorror

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

Source: feelknower1993